{"id":142,"date":"2006-04-12T01:13:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-12T01:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/celoveless.wordpress.com\/2006\/04\/12\/oh-the-things-she-says"},"modified":"2010-04-03T16:58:07","modified_gmt":"2010-04-03T20:58:07","slug":"oh-the-things-she-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twosixteen.com\/christie\/2006\/04\/12\/oh-the-things-she-says\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh the things she says"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve had some funny conversations lately.  Megan and I, that is.<\/p>\n<p>While getting her dressed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Megan: I want to wear this shirt.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Megan, that shirt doesn&#8217;t match.  It isn&#8217;t the right color to go with those pants.<\/p>\n<p>Megan: Well, is it the <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">left <\/span>color?<\/p>\n<p>Me (trying not to laugh): Yes, it&#8217;s the wrong color.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve had some funny conversations lately. Megan and I, that is.<\/p>\n<p>While getting her dressed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Megan: I want to wear this shirt.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Megan, that shirt doesn&#8217;t match. It isn&#8217;t the right color to go with those pants.<\/p>\n<p>Megan: Well, is it the left color?<\/p>\n<p>Me (trying not to laugh): Yes, it&#8217;s the wrong color.<\/p>\n<p> [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-megan","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twosixteen.com\/christie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twosixteen.com\/christie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twosixteen.com\/christie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twosixteen.com\/christie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twosixteen.com\/christie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/twosixteen.com\/christie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":330,"href":"https:\/\/twosixteen.com\/christie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions\/330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twosixteen.com\/christie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twosixteen.com\/christie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twosixteen.com\/christie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}